“Two Heads are Better than One” Sharrouf tells his six year old child, “Then surely eight heads is even better!” the kid replies with joy. It’s all part of the new islamic state, sponsored and paid for by Saudi Arabia and one Osama Bin Obama. The boy struggles to lift the heavy head with two hands. They practice beheading the little ten year old girls while they are still alive.
It’s normal life for “school” in how to be a Sharia Islamic Madman. Instead of Arithmatic, it’s head chopping. Reading is replaced by “How to run your harem of 12 wives”. Geography is replaced by “The AK-47 or the Stinger Missile, Which do you demand most from the Americans?”
Rape training comes next, as does live vivisection of 12 year old christian girls with a long saw blade. It’s all hard work and during recess young Sharrouf Jr. plays with the heads like soccer balls.
“The training is endless, but the hard work pays off” says Sharrouf Jr., as he attends a class on where to place the explosives around five thousand year old christian and buddhist monuments and churches. Sharrouf is now a rich man, his pockets lined during the last John McCain visit as America has stepped up payments to the ISIL jihadis. “First they just wanted some trouble in Syria, Then Libya, Then Iraq. Our job is never ending. The pay is never enough. What use do I have for all these dollars, where can I spend them in the desert!” screams an enraged Sharrouf waving around tens of thousands of dollars in fresh hundred dollar bills. We notice a bonfire to roast a camel is fueled by a large pile of American money.
When asked about the fringe benefits like being able to make good muslim wives out of dozens of christian and muslim refugees to please him every night, Sharrouf can only smile. “Yes, dis way of life ees good.”